San Francisco, CA
wow he’s lucky that cop was there to save him from falling jfc
HOLY SHIT NO THE COP GUY I THINK THATS MY UNCLE OH SHIT OH SHIT NO YOU GUYS F*CKED UP WASH MY EYES STOP STOP I”M NOT JOKING I THINK THAT”S MY UNCLE
SHIT YOU JUST BLEW YOUR UNCLE’S COVER
LOL Watch for the writing on the chalk board.
amazingly real and legit
oh my god this is so amazing just look at the writing on the board
oooh my god.
i dont know what i expected omfg
Oh, but I’m forgetting, you don’t have a mountain. And you’re not a king…
For all your trippy needs
THIS IS MESSING ME UP YO.
Surprise him with a new body! Whose body? I don’t know. Where did it come from? That doesn’t matter. Help me move it. If you want to burn more calories and boost your energy, how about a shot of adrenaline coursing through your veins as the sirens grow louder? Obey this forumula to get the body you’ve always wanted:
1 mouthful of dog blood
Fingernail of left ring finger
Eyelashes of a maiden born on a new moon
Cast into the fire you’ve thrown the corpse into. Call His Five Sacred Names. Police will not recognize you in your newly gotten form. Congratulations on your new body. What you do with it is up to you.
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"Loki, don’t cry, it was just a bad dream. You can take my blanket, it will protect you when you’re afraid and I can’t be here with you. Nothing will hurt you little brother, I promise…"
What you might find on here: THE HOBBIT, The Avengers (especially Loki), Tom Hiddleston, BBC Sherlock, and anything else that catches my fancy ;)
Other fandoms I was *really invested in* and which might show up occasionally: Hetalia.
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