ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

• Easy and very effective
• Requires nothing but your body
• Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:

rosalarian:

appleznbananaz:

addisuns:

if the villains won

This is a terrible post.

Creepily wonderful

The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

price-of-glory:

By imam

laceandfandoms:

dweebzilla:

leftforbed:

sparkafterdark:

So I was going through my old files and I found this series of pictures and remembered a pony thread on /b/ where I would identify with pictures of myself completely covered. They got really interested in why I was hiding my face and of course started saying I was probably ugly and retarded.

And then this merry little tale happened.

Such a shitstorm when the finally saw what I looked like.

are you jared padalecki

oh no he’s hot

why does jared have a tumblr.

lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

durinesque:

euclase:

A sketch of Fili for durinesque’s birthday today. :)

/SCREAMING

ASDUFHAISHUDFIASDF

LICIA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU ;u;